Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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