I cockslap morals
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
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