"it" just moved
How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
