i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
Lady came into work yesterday. Full on stache and beard. I've never concentrated on making eye contact harder in my life.
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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