I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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