idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I peed my pants walking home last night... I just kept walking.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
rowboat hit a rock. taking on water. going down fast. bring cheerios.
aye aye capn
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