No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
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