I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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