? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I'm eating all of the evidence.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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