Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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