I like my sex mixed with concussions.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
there is way too much butter on my body for this to be okay
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
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