I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
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