hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
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