I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
You tend to look at life differently when you wake up to nutella vomit all over your room with no recollection of how it got there
You know how to spell recollection?
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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