fuck. did you have to draw it on me with a permanent marker
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Randomize
