You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Are we hungover?
I got a lapdance from a gay guy in red uggs and spandex shorts with reindeer antlers on. And I don't remember it. Hungover does not even cover it.
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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