Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
They have beer where we have blood.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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