why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I'm totally wasted about to ride water slides. That's goddamn 'Merican. That and Clint Eastwood.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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