Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
Little spoons don't ask big questions
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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