Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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