his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
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