So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
Randomize
