You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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