Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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