I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I pretty much gave up on you when you told me you couldn't go home yet b/c you had to stop at church first. It was 2 AM and you insisted you were late for mass.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
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