Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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