you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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