apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
