why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
What's a sexy way to say balls deep???
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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