In the future we'll all be gay
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
we got kicked out of the bar last night for sneaking into the back kitchen and eating handfulls of cheese in the walk in fridge
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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