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Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
you never un-have a 4some
I touched a dick in church today
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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