He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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