I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I think I'm going to try and hook up with that blond tonight.
I'm going for alcohol poisoning.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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