You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
50% drunk capacity currently
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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