Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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