their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
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