I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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