just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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