Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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