Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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