census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
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