And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
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