just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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