Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
You left your phone here
Wait...
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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