I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
You're a five foot adderall and caffeine fueled ball of sexual frustration and suppressed rage. It's only a matter of time before you snap. We're taking bets on when.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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