So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
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