member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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