he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
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