how can u be prego again
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
Randomize
