I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I'm wearing a suit and have no chance of getting laid or robing a casino. I consider this opportunity a failure
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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