Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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