i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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