honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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