One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
My roommate and I had a nyquil contest. The nyquil won.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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